drunk posts are the best because you say things you really mean and then look back on them the next day and are either shocked at your profoundness or are embarrassed by how drunk and stupid you sounded. So without some further a due, some truth bombs at 11.38 pm for myself later?
- when the shop assistant repeatedly asks you if what you purchased/are purchasing are the right size for you, she is a stick insect with no soul and shouldn’t judge you according to a number on a pair of pants.
- when you have a looooover and he/she is as cute as he/she is, you should remember their cuteness because looks don’t last forever. old people are cute because they’re old and cute, but not in the way that makes you want to bang them. don’t bang old people unless they’re rich and you have no soul.
- take your make up off always because make up is disgusting. it makes you look cute though, and makes you feel good because you’re cute. You’re cute always though.
- it’s really weird that we eat chickens and birds. They can fly why do we cover them in flour and deep fry them?
- Sydney is full of strange people, but the best people are strange.
- be yourself, rely on yourself for you happiness because you can’t rely on anyone else to be your happiness because if you disappoint yourself then other people will only disappoint you more.
- i have had 2 bottles of wine, i should not be blogging.